Sean Peecook
Gen Z Pete Holmes.
Slackjaw
We’ll Keep Meeting On Zoom After All Of This, Right?
If The Climate Can Change, Why Can’t I?
POINTS IN CASE
Why I, The City Of New York, Will Not Be Appearing In The Sex And The City Revival
Weekly Humorist
Affirmations Written By Your Dad
2 Ho Ho Ho’s
Help! We’re The Writers of The Princess Switch And We Have No Idea Who Is Who Anymore
Ye Olde Tyme News
Girl Boss! This Shopkeeper’s Husband and Sons Are Dead
”The King’s Latest War Is So Wise” and Other Things To Say In Public
Best Sellers List Just Bible Again
Medium
Therapy Alternatives For The Uninsured
Album Review: Swimmer is Tennis’s best yet, probably
Blaffo
Meet The Flat, Spinning Woman Who Inspired The Lazy Susan
Waxing Humorous
Horrorscopes – Halloween Time!
Holiday Horroscopes
No Particular Reason
Playboy
Still reading? Here are my favorite headlines from my Onion class:
NYC Enacts, “See Something Suspicious, Say Something Suspicious” Policy
Heartwarming: This Theater Company Made A Murder Mystery Fan’s Dream Come True By Murdering Him
Black History Month Rescheduled Amidst Racism
Area Woman Enjoys Content
Kids Didn’t Expect Parents’ Divorce To Be So Boring
Psychologist Has Enough To Go Off Of From Patient’s Voicemail
Area Man Going To Get Rich Or Try Dying
Hungover College Sophomore Totally Dismantles Philosopher’s Life Work
Witch Hunt Enters 17th Month Of Careful Legal Process
Sunday Funday Demoted To Sunday
Rudy Guiliani Calls Into CNN To Interrupt Himself
School Shooter Kills 15 Potential Friends
Destination Wedding In Tampa More About The Journey
Waiter Not Recommending Cheapest Wine
I Tried The Whole 30 Diet And Accidentally Made Myself Immortal
Prince Harry Keeping Baby This Time
Old Friends Meet To Discuss 2014
Improviser Feels Like He’s Just Faking It
Porno’s “Will They Or Won’t They” Answered Quickly
Report: Curly Haired Girl Has Straight Hair Today